Here I am for your consideration
a most curated version of myself
This me doesn’t wear yoga pants and thrift shop cardigans
She doesnt eat pepperettes and poundcake for dinner
She doesn’t spend inordinate amounts of time in bed masturbating until her thighs go weak and her brain goes numb
She isn’t poor or disabled or queer,
Unless you are looking for diversity
no, this self is a whirlwind of confidence in flawless eyeliner.
With excellent references and profound insights
She tells the kind of lies you can believe in.